CARTOON ROYAL HOTTIE – Queen Elizabeth II
June 10th, 2013
MAGNIFICENT Monarch of the Commonwealth realms, Queen of the United Kingdom, Supreme Governor of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith, sensationally celebrating 60 years since her Coronation on the 2nd of June 1953 with 2012 marking her Diamond Jubilee as queen, married to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, since 1947 and mother of Heir apparent Charles, Prince of Wales, grandmother to Prince William and (His Royal Hotness) Prince Harry… QUEEN ELIZABETH II!
FUN FACTS: The Queen opened the 2012 Summer Olympics and the 2012 Paralympics in London making her the first head of state to open two Olympic Games in two different countries!
BRETT WILLIS’s HOTTIE OF THE WEEK – George Michael
January 13th, 2013
GEORGE MICHAELSENSATIONAL songwriter, musician, multi-instrumentalist, record producer, Grammy Award winning multi Number One album & single selling solo singer and funky frontman for 1980′s super group WHAM!, with hits including WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO, CARELESS WHISPER & TOO FUNKY, and in 2010 completed his massive worldwide 114 show “Live” tour in Australia!FUN FACT: In 1984 George Michael sang as part of BAND AID on the charity single DO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS? for famine relief in Ethiopia, scoring the coveted #1 spot on the UK music charts over Christmas and holding Michael’s own song LAST CHRISTMAS by WHAM! at #2! Michael donated the royalties from LAST CHRISTMAS to BAND AID and dynamically dueted with Elton John @ LIVE AID (the 1985 BAND AID charity concert)!
CARTOON CRICKET HOTTIE – Mitchell Johnson
December 10th, 2012
TALENTED Test & One Day Australian cricketer, marksman left-arm fast bowler and left handed batsman, awarded the 2009 Sir Garfield Sobers Trophy the International Cricket Council’s prestigious “World Cricketer of the Year” award, valued member of the Australian National team, currently playing for the Mumbai INDIANS, and shirtless charity pin-up boy in the 2009 MEN OF CRICKET calendar raising funds for the McGrath Foundation… MITCHELL JOHNSON!
FUN FACTS: Johnson remains a once in a generation bowler more than a decade after he was first spotted by Dennis Lillee as a talented 17-year-old – no other fast bowler has been able to copy his successful left-arm method that mixes bouts of waywardness with spot-on strike-power!
CARTOON PRESIDENTIAL HOTTIE – Barack Obama
October 28th, 2012
DYNAMIC Democratic Party candidate for re-election in the 2012 U.S. Presidential elections, born in Honolulu, Hawaii and a civil-rights lawyer and teacher before pursuing a political career, elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 serving from 1997 to 2004, closely elected the 44th and current President of the United States of America, notedly the first African-American to hold office and popularly named the Nobel Peace Prize laureate in 2009 … PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA!
FUN FACTS: On October 8 2009, President Obama signed the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act, a measure that expands the 1969 United States federal hate-crime law to include crimes motivated by a victim’s actual or perceived gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability and in May 2012 became the first sitting U.S. president to publicly support legalizing same-sex marriage.
CARTOON BRITAIN BRITAIN BRITAIN HOTTIE – Daffyd Thomas
September 3rd, 2012
PVC and tight latex rubber wearing star of hit TV comedy LITTLE BRITAIN , the LITTLE BRITAIN: LIVE comedy travelling stage show and LITTLE BRITAIN USA, brilliantly played by comedian Matt Lucas, who lives in the Welsh mining village of Llannewi Brefi and proudly (and regularly) proclaims that he is “the only gay in the village”… DAFFYD THOMAS!
FUN FACTS: Daffyd appears in LITTLE BRITAIN USA, in which he attends an American university and claims to be “the only gay on campus”, and the song he sings at the end of the LITTLE BRITAIN: LIVE shows “I’m GAY” was released in Australia as a CD single!
CARTOON MISSILE HOTTIE – James Magnussen
July 6th, 2012
CARTOON MISSILE HOTTIE
6’5″ AUSSIE swimming sensation winning gold in the 4 x 100m freestyle relay at the Delhi 2010 Commonwealth Games, 100m freestyle gold medallist & 4x100m freestyle relay gold medallist at the 2011 World Championships in Shanghai and will represent Australia at the London 2012 Olympic games in the mens 100m freestyle, mens 4x100m freestyle relay and the mens 50m freestyle events and currently holds the 4th fastest 100m freestyle swim in history with a time of 47.10 seconds… JAMES MAGNUSSEN!
FUN FACTS: Magnussen has earned the nickname “The Missile” because of his amazing backend speed – coming from behind to win in the last 50m!
CARTOON X FACTOR HOTTIE – Johnny Ruffo
June 20th, 2012
SUPER HOT Perth born concreter, R&B/ Pop singer, songwriter & dancer who placed third in Australian talent show THE X FACTOR in 2011, recently signed a recording contract with SONY Music and is currently working on an exciting debut single and album, in a busy 2012 was a supporting act for X FACTOR 2011 winner Reece Mastin’s first headlining national tour, a supporting act for the Australian leg of ONE DIRECTION’s “Up All Night” tour, came runner-up in CLEO magazine’s Most Eligible Bachelor of the Year competition, was support act on the Australian leg of the NKOTBSB tour and sensational winner of the 12th season of popular Network Seven TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS… JOHNNY RUFFO!
FUN FACTS: Ruffo cites Michael Jackson, Usher, Justin Timberlake, Beyoncé Knowles and Lady Gaga as his musical influences, with their performance styles inspiring him to combine his love for singing and dance!
CARTOON DANCING HOTTIE – Kerri-Anne Kennerly
May 14th, 2012
Australia’s beloved “Daytime TV Queen”, popular, professional and personable host of GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA for 11 years, received 3 Gold LOGIE nominations for her work as compere of daytime-variety TV show MIDDAY, hilariously hosted MORNINGS WITH KERRI-ANNE with many memorable guests including an intoxicated John Stamos and famously enticed politician Peter Costello to do the Macarena, a talented Caberet singer and recording artist she was parodied by singer and comedian Gina Riley on the TV comedy show Fast Forward and has sensationally joined the cast in the 2012 season of Seven Network’s DANCING WITH THE STARS… KERRI-ANNE KENNERLY!
FUN FACTS: Partnered by HOT professional dancer Carmelo Pizzino, Kerri-Anne is dancing for LOOK GOOD…FEEL BETTER for which she is patron. The charity conducts workshops for women suffering from cancer to help disguise some of the ill effects of treatment.
To VOTE for KERRI-ANNE on DANCING WITH THE STARS:
CALL 1902 55 77 10 or
SMS KERRI-ANNE to 191 1777
CARTOON ANZAC HOTTIE – Corporal Ben Roberts-Smith
April 28th, 2012
Australia’s most highly decorated currently serving member of the Australian Defence Force and any other Commonwealth army, a recipient of the Victoria Cross for Australia (the highest award in the Australian honours system) in 2010, recipient of a Medal for Gallantry awarded during a tour of Afghanistan in 2006, devoted husband & father of twin daughters, and recently named the new number one ticket holder for the Fremantle DOCKERS AFL club… CORPORAL BEN ROBERTS-SMITH!
FUN FACTS: The incredibly muscular 2 Metre tall Aussie soldier appeared on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine and explained how his workouts are “built for battle” using combinations of exercises, weights and running that mimic combat demands, and that his favourite workout is the torturous boot camp burpee – a four-step full body exercise used in strength training… yikes!
CARTOON GOLD LOGIE HOTTIE – Hamish Blake
April 18th, 2012
Crack up comedian and for many years Co-Host of Australia’s Number One drive time radio show HAMISH & ANDY on the Today Network, co-host of the channel 7 variety TV show THE HAMISH & ANDY SHOW and the hilarious TV Specials CARAVAN OF COURAGE: UK & Ireland, CARAVAN OF COURAGE: USA, LEARN INDIA WITH HAMISH & ANDY (leading up to the 2010 Commonwealth Games), and the award winning HAMISH & ANDY’S GAP YEAR, plus guest star appearances on TV shows Rove Live, Spicks & Specks and Thank God You’re Here… HAMISH BLAKE!
FUN FACTS: Congratulations Hamish and co-star Andy lee on winning the 2012 Silver Logie Award for Most Popular Light Entertainment Program (HAMISH & ANDY’S GAP YEAR) and Hamish for being awarded the 2012 Most Popular personality on TV GOLD Logie!
CARTOON MISSING PERSON HOTTIE – Daniel O’Keeffe
April 4th, 2012
DANIEL O’KEEFFE is 24 years old, 180cm (6ft) tall, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Last seen by his father Des, he disappeared from the family home in Highton, Victoria, on the morning of 15 July 2011. He was on foot, and left without any personal belongings (including his wallet and thus identification).
Daniel is a gorgeous, gentle, friendly guy who is respected by his students, admired by his friends and adored by his family. However as Daniel suffers depression there are concerns for his welfare.
It’s understood that Dan may have wanted to escape the stresses of life for a while and could now be anywhere in Australia, but his family just need to know he is alive and safe.
All help to find him is appreciated by his entire extended family and his girlfriend, Susie.
FUN FACTS: I’ve never met Daniel or his family, but happened to see a post on fb from a mutual friend about the dancomehome facebook page, and after reading about this great guy and the heartfelt anxiety for his welfare from his loved ones, i’m hoping a TOON fan will be able to help…
So please if you’ve seen Daniel he has a loving family who would be so grateful to hear from you if you have any details of his whereabouts.
www.facebook.com/dancomehome || www.dancomehome.com
CARTOON 22 BLUE HOTTIE – Shaun Hampson
March 22nd, 2012
HOT 201cm SUPER athletic ruckman for the famous Carlton BLUES AFL team since 2007 dynamically debuting in round 21 against North Melbourne, who after intense tabloid scruitiny and insider rumours was reported in january 2011 to be dating Aussie Supermodel Megan Gale, born March 21st 1986 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY… SHAUN HAMPSON!
FUN FACTS: Described as “One of the most AMAZING people ever seen in real life” and regularly appearing on HOTTEST player of the AFL lists, in the 2012 off-season Carlton’s #22 wearing big man Shaun Hampson underwent laser eye surgery to correct vision problems!
CARTOON SHIRTLESS HOTTIE – Andrew Margliani
February 23rd, 2012
SUPER BUFF 23 year old Melbourne based Promotional Model, Topless Waiter, Male Stripper, ex footballer for Seaford TIGERS & East Brighton VAMPIRES and founder of popular Topless Waiter & stripper Agency “Men in Action”… ANDREW MARGLIANI!
FUN FACTS: Andrew sensationally appeared as a male stripper on Network 7′s hit TV show WINNERS & LOSERS and is a big fan of Hardcore Screamo metal music!
CARTOON GO-GO HOTTIE – Tristan Hamilton
January 3rd, 2012
CARTOON GO-GO HOTTIE
SUPER buff Go-Go Dancer, physique/ underwear/ swimwear Model, Fitness Instructor and unique Film Maker whose film career began with the short film DISCOBALLS (2000), followed by Nicholas Verso’s feature film MAX A CAUTIONARY TALE (2003), and popular queer short film DADDY’S BOY (2006) as well as various roles in low budget films, made controversial television appearances on Channel 7′s AUSTRALIAN TEMPTATION ISLAND & SUPRISE SUPRISE, has modelled for ANSEL condom packets and COCKSOX underwear, appeared in many magazine editorials and dance party posters, and continues to pay the bills by exploiting his assets… TRISTAN HAMILTON!
FUN FACTS: A talented performer, Tristan won the 2004 Melbourne Midsumma Festival Opening Night Talent Quest miming to Kelis’s MILKSHAKE song, and is currently working on his follow up short film which he describes as a John Waters / Wes Craven mash up horror / comedy romp!
TRISTAN HAMILTON is featured in TOONARAMA -The Exhibition @ ArtBoy gallery as part of the Melbourne Midsumma festival 2012!
CARTOON ATHLETE HOTTIE – Jack Swift
December 5th, 2011
CARTOON ATHLETE HOTTIE
Super HOT Personal Trainer and dedicated Paralympic Athlete competing in the 2010 Australian National Athletics Championships in Perth, the 2011 IPC Athletics World Championships in New Zealand and currently training to take part in the London 2012 Paralympic Games, named the 2010 Nivea Face of the Year, a finalist in the 2010 Men’s Health Man Competition, a CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelor 2011 & featured in StonningTOON @ the premiere Publican Gallery exhibition showing at the Prince Maximilian… JACK SWIFT!
FUN FACTS: A keen sportsman, Jack Swift was just 21 when a workplace accident resulted in the lower part of his right leg being amputated. Whilst recovering in hospital he was introduced to triple Paralympic athletics star Don Elgin who encouraged him to take up Paralympic sport and in 2012 will compete for Gold in the below-the-knee amputee category at the London Paralympic Games!
Please show your support for the Australian Paralympic Team and help them reach the next Paralympic Games here:
CARTOON MASTERCHEF HOTTIE – Matt Preston
November 2nd, 2011
CARTOON MASTERCHEF HOTTIE
Award winning food journalist, restaurant critic, former creative director of the Melbourne Food & Wine Festival, weekly “Unexplored” columnist in The Age newspaper’s Epicure food section, senior editor on Vogue Entertaining + Travel & delicious magazines and one of three judges on network Ten’s popular reality television show MasterChef Australia and Celebrity MasterChef… MATT PRESTON!
FUN FACTS: Famous for his wearing of dapper cravats, Matt Preston won the Graham Kennedy Award for Most Outstanding New Talent (Male) at the 2010 Logie Awards and was nominated for Most Popular New Talent (Male).
Matt Preston’s caricature appears as part of the StonningTOON exhibtion!
CARTOON TITAN HOTTIE – Kayne Lawton
October 11th, 2011
CARTOON TITAN HOTTIE
Bronzed and buff halfback turned hooker Australian Rugby league player for the Jetstar Gold Coast TITANS in the NRL, muscled pin-up boy in the GODS OF FOOTBALL charity calendar & book and avid surfer… KAYNE LAWTON!
FUN FACTS: Quoted as saying his favourite part of his body is his bum, Kayne is the first NRL player to win the coveted Sexiest Player Competition as voted for by fans at popular footy fan website www.gayfooty.com.au/
CARTOON STORM HOTTIE – Billy Slater
September 9th, 2011
Brilliant superstar professional Rugby League footballer playing his entire NRL career for the MELBOURNE STORM, Australian International & Queensland MAROONS State Of Origin representative Fullback, voted the best player in the world winning the Golden Boot Award and the RLIF Awards international player of the year, the 2009 Clive Churchill medal, 2010 Wally Lewis medal and winner of the television game show AUSTRALIA’S GREATEST ATHLETE in 2009 and 2010, winner of the Dally M medal for Best NRL Player of 2011… BILLY SLATER!
FUN FACTS: A freakish try scorer and one of the NRL’s most exciting players, “Billy the Kid” played his 200th game for the Melbourne STORM against the St George DRAGONS at AAMI Park Stadium… GO THE STORM!
CARTOON MUSCLE HOTTIE – Sean Haywood
July 11th, 2011
CARTOON MUSCLE HOTTIE
Super BUFF Sydney based Aussie/ African American professional boxer in the Cruiser-weight division and recently signed with Australia’s leading male model agency Chadwick… SEAN HAYWOOD!
FUN FACTS: Sean’s Fitness training regime consists of 2 hours boxing, 2 hours weights, an hour run and an hour skipping 6 days a week finished with half hour stretching before bed! PHEW!
CARTOON COUNTRY HOTTIE – Dolly Parton
July 6th, 2011
CARTOON COUNTRY HOTTIE
Voluptuous & vivacious American Country & Western singer songwriter, author and actress, with over 25 number one singles, a record forty-one top 10 Country albums – and the distinction of having performed on a top 5 country hit in each of the last 5 decades, her mega-hits including “Jolene”, “I Will Always Love You”, “9 to 5″ and “Islands in the Stream”, many acting and singing TV appearances including as host of her own popular self named variety show, received Golden Globe Best Actress Award nominations for her roles in the big screen hits “Nine to Five” and “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas”.
She also starred in “Steel Magnolias“, has performed in multiple sell out concerts around the world and has her own themepark “DOLLYWOOD”, the “Queen of Country Music”… DOLLY PARTON!
FUN FACTS: One of the most honoured female country performers of all time, Dolly has received 8 Grammy Awards, 45 Grammy nominations and was awarded the 2011 Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, won 3 American Music Awards, given the Country Music Association’s highest honor “Entertainer of the Year” in 1978, awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1984 for recording, has been nominated for 2 Academy Awards, a Tony Award and was honoured in 2003 with a tribute album called “Just Because I’m a Woman: Songs of Dolly Parton”!
CARTOON RABBITOH HOTTIE – Shannan McPherson
June 14th, 2011
CARTOON RABBITOH HOTTIE
Blonde bombshell professional Rugby League player for the SOUTH SYDNEY RABBITOHS football team in the second row / lock position, who made his debut in first grade against the Bulldogs in Round 13 2005 at the age of 20 and is renowned as a tough defender and tireless worker… SHANNAN MCPHERSON!
FUN FACTS: Shannan is known amongst his team mates as TTP – The Total Package!
CARTOON MAGIC HOTTIE – Olivia Newtown-John
June 6th, 2011
CARTOON MAGIC HOTTIE
Everyone’s favourite English born Australian raised ARIA award winning superstar singer in pop, country & adult contemporary styles, 4 time Grammy Award winner with multiple gold and platinum selling albums and singles including “Let me Be There”, “Twist of Fate” and the controversial music video pioneering hit “Physical”, loved actress starring in the cult classic film and inspiration for Broadway hit musical “Xanadu” and famously alongside John Travolta in “Grease” one of the most successful films and movie soundtracks in history, popular guest star on TV music phenomenon GLEE, UK representative in the 1974 Eurovision song contest placing 4th (with that year’s winner the supergroup ABBA singing “Waterloo”), entreprenuer with successful 80′s Aussie import store “Koala Blue” in Los Angeles and the “Gaia” Retreat and Spa in Australia, a tireless long time environmental and animal rights activist and beloved high profile cancer survivor… OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN!
FUN FACTS: Join Olivia’s mission to help raise funds to provide the best in cancer care and research via the Olivia Newton-John Cancer and Wellness Centre in Melbourne by supporting sales of the re-release of her dancefloor classic from the soundtrack of “Xanadu” mastered by CARTOON HOTTIE super DJ DAN MURPHY and Peachy in collaboration with WACCI Melbourne… “MAGIC”!
Please buy MAGIC on iTunes and support the OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN CANCER AND WELLNESS CENTRE
CARTOON HOT SUMMER HOTTIE – Rhys Bobridge
May 30th, 2011
CARTOON HOT SUMMER HOTTIE
Super HOT Australian pop singer, make-up artist and dancer who was runner-up on the first Australian series of So You Think You Can Dance?, appeared as Elf on the Seven Network’s popular children’s show The Fairies, an Ambassador for the Victorian School Spectacular, inspiration for dance lovers via the KBC (Kinky Boots Co.) facebook group and in 2008 released the dance track Hot Summer which was used on network promotions for channel Ten… RHYS BOBRIDGE!
FUN FACTS: RHYS regularly performs as himself or drag alter ego REGIME DETTOL at the hottest parties, shows and clubs around the country, including regularly at Sydney’s popular Nevermind and the Melbourne clubbing Icon The Market Hotel!
CARTOON TUDOR HOTTIE – Henry Cavill
May 23rd, 2011
CARTOON TUDOR HOTTIE
Super handsome British actor who smoulderingly appears on the big screen in The Count of Monte Cristo, Stardust, Hellraiser: Hellworld, Blood Creek, portrays Theseus in the upcoming 2011 big budget blockbuster Immortals, and was recently cast as SUPERMAN in the 2012 film Man of Steel, but is best known for playing the role of Charles Brandon the 1st Duke of Suffolk on the Emmy award winning Showtime series The Tudors for which he was named by Entertainment Weekly “Most Dashing Duke” and praised his work on The Tudors for displaying “charm, depth and a killer bod”, hot model for Dunhill fragrances… HENRY CAVILL!
FUN FACTS: Dubbed the “Unluckiest man in Hollywood” by Empire magazine for his series of near misses, Cavill was originally cast as Superman in 2004 but a change of directors for the movie saw Brandon Routh recast in the title role, Stephenie Meyer author of the popular Twilight books called Cavill her “perfect Edward” and wanted him to star in the series – but by the time production started on the films he was deemed too old for the role and it famously went to heart-throb Robert Pattinson instead, Cavill was a final contender for the role of James Bond in 2005 but producers decided an older Bond was required and Daniel Craig became the star of Casino Royale! D’oh!
CARTOON DANCING HOTTIE – Nick Bracks
May 16th, 2011
CARTOON DANCING HOTTIE
Pin-up son of former Victorian Premier Steve Bracks, young entrepreneur, buff catwalk model at the L’oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, underwear model for American Crew, Bonds & Renegade, 2011 Cleo Bachelor of the Year finalist, controversially appearing bare chested and gagged in the raunchy music clip for “The Things” by Shara Jey Ft Tommie Sunshine and currently a hot contestant on the 2011 season of Channel 7′s Dancing with the Stars raising money for the charity beyondblue… NICK BRACKS!
FUN FACTS: Help raise support and awareness about depression and beyondblue by voting for NICK BRACKS on Dancing with the Stars …Call 1902 55 77 17 or Message Nick to 191 777 as many times as possible over the next week!
CARTOON GLEE HOTTIE – Corey Monteith
May 9th, 2011
CARTOON GLEE HOTTIE
Talented 6’3 Canadian musician and actor with acting roles including a recurring role on KYLE XY and guest appearances on SMALLVILLE, SUPERNATURAL, and STARGATE ATLANTIS, is drummer for Los Angeles based Indie Rock band BONNIE DUNE, but is most famous for playing McKinley High School Quarterback and glee club male lead FINN HUDSON on the mega-popular Fox television show GLEE… COREY MONTEITH!
FUN FACTS: For his GLEE audition tape Corey drummed on Tupperware using pencils, and the first time he sang in front of an audience was at his in-person audition singing “Honesty” by Billy Joel!
CARTOON THUNDER HOTTIE – Chris Hemsworth
May 2nd, 2011
CARTOON THUNDER HOTTIE
SUPER BUFF Aussie ex Home And Away heart-throb soapie actor, now sexy Hollywood superstar with roles as Captain James T Kirk’s dad in the 2009 Star Trek movie, currently starring in the title role of the movie adaption of the MARVEL comics Norse God of Thunder superhero THOR alongside Sir Anthony Hopkins and Oscar winner Natalie Portman, and will reprise the role in the 2012 movie THE AVENGERS, also based on a MARVEL comic about a mighty team of superheroes assembled to protect the Earth… CHRIS HEMSWORTH!
FUN FACTS: To play a convincing Viking God Hemsworth added 10kg of muscle to his already buff bod by weight training six days a week and a strict high protein diet consisting mostly of eggs, nuts, fruit and lots of meat!
CARTOON CIRCLE HOTTIE – Chrissie Swan
April 18th, 2011
CARTOON CIRCLE HOTTIE
Much loved 2003 BIG BROTHER Australia runner-up, entertaining breakfast radio host on Queensland’s HOT 91.1 and Melbourne’s VEGA 91.5 along with Australian Idol judge Ian Dicko Dickson & comedian Dave O’Neil, a regular guest panelist on Channel 10′s Friday Night Project, popular co-host on Channel 10 morning chat show The Circle, and spokesperson for Jenny Craig weight loss, 1980′s music devotee… CHRISSIE SWAN!
FUN FACTS: The Circle co-Host’s popularity with viewers is so great she has been nominated for three 2011 Logie Television awards including Most Popular Newcomer (Female), Most Popular Presenter and (controversially) the coveted Gold Logie for Most Popular Personality on Australian Television!
CARTOON KIWI HOTTIE – Dan Carter
March 21st, 2011
CARTOON KIWI HOTTIE
Superstar professional Rugby Union player for the New Zealand All Blacks, named IRB 2005 Player of the Year & New Zealand Player of the Year, regularly voted as New Zealand’s sexiest man, is currently the face and body for Jockey underwear Internationally and the top scorer in Super 12/14 rugby history… DAN CARTER!
FUN FACTS: Regarded as one of the best five eigths in the world of rugby, Carter’s modest demeanor off the field is in contrast to his strong presence on the pitch where he is an excellent tactician and performs with the strength of most midfield backs.
CARTOON S&M HOTTIE – Rihanna
March 7th, 2011
CARTOON S&M HOTTIE
Raunchy Barbados born R&B recording artist and songwriter with sales of more than 25 million albums and 45 million singles worldwide, 9 Number One singles on the Billboard HOT 100 charts including UMBRELLA, DISTURBIA, RUSSIAN ROULETTE and the MEGA worldwide hit DON’T STOP THE MUSIC, winner of 3 Grammy Awards and the 2011 BRIT Award for Best International Female Solo Artist, currently in Australia on her Last Girl on Earth Tour… RIHANNA!
FUN FACTS: Best known for her mega-hits and tabloid headline troubles with ex boyfriend singer Chris Brown, Rihanna is dedicated to helping others – creating her Believe Foundation in 2006 to help terminally ill children and is heavily involved in the marketing of her native country of Barbados!
CARTOON TIGERS HOTTIE – Ryan Moody
February 28th, 2011
CARTOON TIGERS HOTTIE
Super HOT player for the Victorian TIGERS water polo team, Australian Water Polo National team competitor in the 2001 & 2003 World Championships, competed Internationally in the professional Leagues of Greece, Spain, Croatia and Brasil and a member of the TIGERS Australian National League 2010 premiership winning team… RYAN MOODY!
FUN FACTS: Ryan’s Mum got him into water polo at an early age to keep him away from girls and drugs! TIGERS Training involves six water polo sessions, three gym sessions and two swimming sessions a week!
CARTOON STYLE QUEEN HOTTIE – Dannii Minogue
February 21st, 2011
CARTOON STYLE QUEEN HOTTIE
Sexy Australian singer & songwriter with a successful recording career and multiple mega hits including UK Dance chart #1 “Who Do You Love Now?”, has performed many times at the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras party, is a radio personality, model and actress with TV appearances including as a cast member on Young Talent Time from the age of 10, on popular TV soap Home & Away, is currently a controversial judge on The X Factor UK and Australia’s Got Talent, with a hot new TV series Dannii Minogue: Style Queen airing on Fox8, and fabulous fashion designer recently launching her “Project D” fashion label & fragrance… DANNII MINOGUE!
FUN FACTS: Famously sister to Pop Princess KYLIE MINOGUE, Dannii is extremely family oriented and along with partner the super HOTTIE English model and ex-professional rugby league player Kris Smith welcomed their baby boy Ethan Edward Smith, born in Melbourne in 2010.
CARTOON COWBOY HOTTIE – Johnathan Thurston
February 7th, 2011
CARTOON COWBOY HOTTIE
Super HOT Indigenous Australian Rugby League footballer and captain of the North Queensland COWBOYS NRL team, two time Daley M Medal winner, 3 time State Of Origin Man of the Match and Wally Lewis medalist, respected representative player for Australia & Queensland, 2006 Cleo Most Eligible bachelor finalist and considered the “Greatest Origin Halfback of all time”… JOHNATHAN THURSTON!
FUN FACTS: Community minded, Thurston has worked with the indigenous communities of North Queensland, the Australian Red Cross Blood Service and was chosen to appear on the cover of the 2006 League Of Their Own charity calendar raising money for the Koori Kids Foundation.
To aid the victims of the recent Queensland floods and devastating hurricane Yasi in North Queensland please visit and donate at the Australian Red Cross Disaster Relief and Recovery site:
CARTOON LOSER HOTTIE – Shannan Ponton
January 24th, 2011
CARTOON LOSER HOTTIE
Super BUFF Fitness Industry professional with over 18 years experiance, popular Personal Trainer and well known as the tough-love Trainer to the Blue team on Channel 10′s TV reality weight-loss program The Biggest Loser since being recruited in 2007… SHANNAN PONTON!
FUN FACTS: An iconic Aussie guy who loves the beach and the bush, Shannan Ponton sees the Australian terrain as one big gym.
Shannan’s training mantra : Hard but fair! Train… don’t complain!
CARTOON ACE HOTTIE – Rafael Nadal
January 17th, 2011
CARTOON ACE HOTTIE
Slammin’ HOT Spanish professional tennis player currently ranked Number 1 in the world, regarded as one of the greatest players of all time and nicknamed “The King of Clay”, winner of nine Grand Slam singles titles, the 2008 Olympic Gold medal in singles, a record 18 ATP World Masters 1000 tournaments, a member of the 3 time winning Spain Davis Cup team and along with Andre Agassi the only male player to complete the Career Golden Slam of 4 Grand Slams and the Olympic Gold medal… RAFAEL NADAL!
FUN FACTS: Nadal was ranked World Number 2 for a record 160 consecutive weeks behind Roger Federer before earning the top spot which he held from 18 August 2008 to 5 July 2009, regaining the World Number 1 ranking on 7 June 2010 after winning his fifth French Open title.
CARTOON FUNHOUSE HOTTIE – P!NK
January 10th, 2011
Super sassy American Pop-Rock singer songwriter with 8 HIT albums, 2 Grammy Awards, 5 MTV Video Music Awards, 2 Brit Awards, rated #13 on the Billboard list of Artists of the Decade and a prominent campaigner for PETA, the charities UNICEF, Save the Children and been officially recognised as an advocate for the RSPCA in Australia… P!NK!
FUN FACTS: With her stagename coined as a tribute to the character “Mr. Pink” from the movie Reservoir Dogs, P!NK recently announced on The Ellen DeGeneres Show she and husband professional Motocross racer Carey Hart are expecting their first baby!
CARTOON BLONDIE HOTTIE – Debbie Harry/Blondie!
December 20th, 2010
CARTOON BLONDIE HOTTIE
Super cool American singer, songwriter and actress who has appeared in over 30 films, including playing the villainous Velma Von Tussle in John Water’s Hairspray, and writing and recording Mega-dancefloor hits like Heart Of Glass & Rapture, but best known as the sultry and sexy lead singer of the New Wave Punk Rock band BLONDIE… DEBBIE HARRY!
FUN FACTS: Harry quickly became a recognizable punk icon because of her two-toned bleached-blonde hair and with a dynamic stage persona of cool sexuality and streetwise style, became so closely associated with the group’s name that many came to believe the singer’s name to be “Blondie”.
CARTOON PIECE OF WORK HOTTIE – Joan Rivers
December 13th, 2010
CARTOON PIECE OF WORK HOTTIE
Hilariously loud & brash award winning American comedian, television personality, author & actress with a STAR on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, famous for her numerous cosmetic surgeries, winning Donald Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice season 2 and her fabulous award show red carpet interviews and one woman stand up comedy shows … JOAN RIVERS!
FUN FACTS: The Best-Selling Author of Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman’s Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery (2008) and Murder at the Academy Awards: A Red Carpet Murder Mystery (2009) Rivers stars in the documentary film about herself Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work launched at the SanFrancisco International Film festival at the Castro Theatre in 2010!
CARTOON BONDI HOTTIE – Dr. Chris Brown
November 15th, 2010
CARTOON BONDI HOTTIE
Impossibly handsome star of channel TEN’s factual TV series Bondi Vet, regular guest host on TV’s the 7PM Project & The Circle, author of best seller book “The Family Guide to Pets”, writer of the popular “Pet Page” inWoman’s Day Magazine, corporate ambassador for well known Optimum pet care brand and ambassador for Assistance Dogs Australia, a charity that aims to increase the independence of people with physical disabilities… DR CHRIS BROWN! (plus guest stars Gary the Cocky and Daphney the Dog)
FUN FACTS: Aside from a new series of Bondi Vet, Chris is also finetuning his ‘off-shoot’ profession and party trick of hypnotising animals. Aside from chickens, Chris now claims to have attempted hypnosis on pigeons, ducks, rabbits, a cow and an alligator…with seriously varying degrees of success!
CARTOON WIZARDING HOTTIE – Daniel Radcliffe/Harry Potter
November 8th, 2010
CARTOON WIZARDING HOTTIE
Everyone’s favourite Wizard schoolboy Seeker for the Gryffindor Quidditch team and star of the incredibly popular Best Selling series of seven fantasy novels by British author JK Rowling, magical movie franchise phenomenon and a Muggle merchandising dream, played by actor DANIEL RADCLIFFE… HARRY POTTER!
FUN FACTS: Shot to instant stardom starring as Harry Potter, in 2007 Radcliffe and fellow Harry Potter cast members Rupert Grint and Emma Watson left imprints of their hands, feet and wands in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.
CARTOON MONSTER HOTTIE – Glen Rollason
November 1st, 2010
CARTOON MONSTER HOTTIE
Mega talented Melbourne Fashion Designer and Master pattern maker, employer of the HOTTEST models in the industry, winner of the Melbourne Fashion Festival’s Young Designer of the Year 2000 award, invited regularly to show at the prestigious Mecedes Australian Fashion Week, with garments collected by the National Gallery of Victoria, consultant lecturer for the RMIT BA Fashion Department and designer of the popular male sportswear come designer streetwear label Rude Boy, the super stylish Rollason Women, HOT on line T-shirt label Monster and the exciting new men’s label 3rd time… GLEN ROLLASON!
FUN FACTS: The NGV has in it’s collection an original Glen Rollason Rude Boy outfit (entitled “Outfit”) which includes a reversible denim bib and wristbands that detach and double as stubby holders and is currently displayed alongside the Gold Amex frock Lizzy Gardiner wore to accept her Oscar for the The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert costume designs.
CARTOON GLADIATOR HOTTIE – Manu Bennett
October 25th, 2010
CARTOON GLADIATOR HOTTIE
Super HOT New Zealand actor who has starred in the hit TV shows Paradise Beach, Beastmaster & Shortland Street and cast in big screen movies Lantana & opposite wrestling superstar John Cena in The Marine, currently playing buff bad boy Crixus – “The Champion of Capua” in TV’s sexy gladiator series Spartacus: Blood & Sand… MANU BENNETT!
FUN FACT: With a long history of training and working out Bennett showed off his buff bod on the cover of April’s Muscle and Fitness magazine, and leading up to filming Spartacus: Blood & Sand attended the grueling Gladiator Boot Camp – a month-long training protocol where actors and stuntmen spent close to four hours a day in the gym, five days a week, coming out more shredded than they’d ever been!
CARTOON COURAGE HOTTIE – Hamish Blake
October 18th, 2010
CARTOON COURAGE HOTTIE
Crack up comedian Co-Host of Australia’s Number One drive time radio show Hamish & Andy on the Today Network, named the Australian Comercial Radio Awards prestigious “Best on Air Team” for a third year in a row, co-host of the channel 7 variety TV show The Hamish & Andy Show and the hilarious TV Specials Caravan Of Courage: UK & Ireland, Caravan of Courage: USA and Learn India with Hamish & Andy (leading up to the 2010 Commonwealth Games), plus guest star appearances on TV shows Rove Live, Spicks & Specks and Thank God You’re Here… HAMISH BLAKE!
FUN FACTS: Hamish & Andy’s American Caravan of Courage saw the radio comedy duo travel 5,000 km from Miami to Los Angeles in a 2 week wacky adventure road trip and saw Hamish undertake a variety of dares and stunts including partying with cowboys in New Mexico and training to become a cheerleader in Texas!
CARTOON MISS UNIVERSE HOTTIE – Jennifer Hawkins
October 11th, 2010
CARTOON MISS UNIVERSE HOTTIE
Australia’s favourite Beauty Queen, magazine covergirl, former cheerleader for the Newcastle KNIGHTS NRL Football team, model for Covergirl, face of MYER with her own swimwear label COZI by Jennifer Hawkins, presenter on TV travel show THE GREAT OUTDOORS, Host of reality TV show MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL, contestant on DANCING WITH THE STARS season 4, and crowned MISS UNIVERSE 2004… JENNIFER HAWKINS!
FUN FACTS: While modelling in a fashion show at a Shopping centre Miss Universe suprised shoppers with her now famous “wardrobe malfunction” when her skirt fell to the runway revealing a red G-string after snagging on her heel… Hawkins later apologised and added she “wished she wore better underwear”!
CARTOON ROOSTER HOTTIE – Daniel Conn
October 5th, 2010
CARTOON ROOSTER HOTTIE
Super HOT “ball of muscle” Australian National Rugby League player for the Canterbury Bulldogs, Gold Coast Titans and currently second-row forward with the 2010 NRL Grand Final team the SYDNEY ROOSTERS, and NAKED FOR A CAUSE & GODS OF FOOTBALL charity fundraising pin up boy… DANIEL CONN!
FUN FACTS: The ROOSTERS star says the favourite part of his body is “Any part of my body that has a tattoo on it” and after visiting a Sydney Tattoo Parlour this year “I only planned to come in for a couple of minutes but have spent about 15 hours in the chair since. And I’m not the only one … this place is like a second home to most of our boys now.”
CARTOON MATERIAL GIRL HOTTIE – Madonna
August 30th, 2010
CARTOON MATERIAL GIRL HOTTIE
Multi award winning Music Superstar, Pop culture Icon, Actress, The Guiness Book of Record’s “World’s Top selling Female Recording Artist of all time” and Inspirational Entrepreneur – Children’s book writer, fashion designer and owner of her own recording company MAVERICK… MADONNA!
FUN FACTS: Throughout her career Madonna has repeatedly reinvented herself through a series of visual and musical personas, earning her the nickname “Queen of Reinvention” and famously seeking to recreate images of her childhood idols and influences including Marilyn Monroe’s look in the song Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best Friend from the movie Gentlemen Prefer Blondes in her Material Girl music video!